Attack the Friends You Love

Jason Palmer, a good friend of mine since college, turned 35 this year. According to the Unites States Constitution, he is now eligible to run for the office of President of the United States. I don’t know if Jason has a plan for seeking public office, but just in case he does, I thought it might be nice to get out ahead of the mainstream media and alert the public to the dangers of a Jason Palmer presidency:

Having longtime friends is one of the greatest joys in life. But that doesn’t mean you have to vote for them.


  • Newlyyoung

    This totally cracked me up! And ERY apparently agrees with Mr. Palmer’s commercial tastes— she kept saying “‘gin! ‘gin!” wanting me to play it again. :-)

    • Michael Gray

      You know whats funny? I always hated that commercial, but I actually have a fresh appreciation for it now that I’ve seen it 100 times.